Each morning now, I have to tiptoe through the









to clean the













off my desk. There is no









in my office, either.

Then I go into the ladies' room to clean the germs off my hands, and have to duck the











I made the callous decision this morning to just sleep in, and get to work when I got there. It was about 9:00 when I came in and, wouldn't you know it, more water in the carpet, still no heat, mouse turds on my desk again, and I'm still flying solo.

I'm seriously contemplating closing the office anytime any or all of these conditions exist. Can you see the signs?

Closed due to water

Closed due to mice

Closed due to cold

Closed due to bees.

Closed due to mice that swim through the water in the cold office to shit on my desk.